Tag: Turbo

  • Episode 78 – The Telephone Alliance of America constipates the marriage in the elevator

    In this episode, we demanded people slam their phones down, as part of the Telephone Alliance of America, told outlandish stories about things moving up and down, got lost in an elevator, constipated our marriages, and got the test results. A night of hilarity was had by all participants in the Madhouse Militia! Individual Calls:…

  • Episode 63 – A four-course meal of beef holes and binoculars

    In this episode, we start off with a first course of lovely sister, followed up with a big banana, and frog legs. The second course begins with Dwight’s famous beef holes, Turbo’s suspiciously delicious bee circus, and Milkman’s free train ride. The third course begins with absolute pandamonium, unwanted customers, and people that don’t have…

  • Episode 61 – Incompetent shoe and sandwich sales at the nudist resort

    In this episode, we call people up who are no longer selling things, call nudist resorts reporting problems with fellow resort-goers, and cause bizarre call-backs to our various voicemail bots. Features calls by: Gordo, Tedwwweb, Ruin, Dwight the Janitor, Miriam, nutella, Turbo, gRuntZ! & Akspa. Individual calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=84134758&i=14544878 Thanks to our Patrons!Electro-PirateBigBoyFarts666JESUS pENUSDespicabledogsBenJammin’Dharma WheeliesitsLeonMuthaFuckaParkmanPhone Losers…

  • Episode 60 – Gathering shoe grease for my hotel hole adventures

    In this episode, we call shoe stores looking for things to grease up our shoes with. We call restaurants trying to get their shipments out of our store. We confuse plenty of people and get a few call-backs to the voicemail bots. Features calls by: Milkman, Tedwwweb, Dwight the Janitor, Turbo, DTB, Cat_Astroph3, and Akspa.…

  • Episode 57 – The incident involving Tom Bodett and a greasy dance floor

    In this episode, we call a bunch of places including stores, restaurants, strip clubs (thanks gRuntz!), and hotels with many bizarre premises. AI takes over at one point but we managed to regain control. We find out that Tom Bodett is still kicking and screaming while sliding around on greasy strip club dance floors across…

  • Episode 56 – Carlito Memorial Show

    In this unedited full-length show, we listen to clips of Carlito, reminisce, and do calls. It’s a great, long show, memorializing Carlito. Features calls by: Dwight the Janitor, DTB, Milkman, Cat_Astroph3, Akspa, Tedwwweb, Turbo, Gordo, MustardMachine, Hibachi, and many others. Thank you, Carlito.

  • Episode 53 – Hootin’ Jazz In My Carpeted Party Hole

    Individual Calls – https://www.patreon.com/file?h=81004531&i=13793499 In this episode of the show, we called a bunch of different businesses and asked silly questions of their offerings. Lots of community calls in this episode, with great responses by the roycipiants. Features calls by: DTB, Turbo, Tedwwweb, Cat_Astroph3, Ruin, DogLettuce, Dwight The Janitor, Milkman, Akspa & Miriam. Thanks to…

  • Episode 52 – Papa’s Fruit Snack and Consensual Chloroform Emporium

    Isolated Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=81004531&i=13734102 In this episode of the show, we called lots of Hawaii businesses with the sole intent of asking important questions and explaining absurd situations, with good results. Features calls by: DTB, Tedwwweb, Turbo, Cat_Astroph3, Tedwwweb, Dwight The Janitor, Miriam & Akspa. Thanks to our Patrons! despicabledogs BenJammin’ Milkbox Dharma Wheelies Phone Losers…

  • Episode 50 – Do You Wonder Sometimes

    In this short episode, we call hotels up and ask weird questions that leave people confused, angry, disgusted, happy, and irate. It’s a good show with good reactions and weird situations put on by our community callers. Features calls by: despicabledogs, DTB, Cat_Astroph3, Gordo, Dwight the Janitor, Snappybakes, Tedwwweb, lean, Milkman and Akspa. Thanks to…

  • Episode 48 – Budget Beef Skim Skirt Steak

    In this episode, with a title inspired by a phrase said in a dream, and added on to by Dwightcord users, we call various restaurants and hotels asking pertinent questions about beef, portions, and abortions.  Features calls by: Snappybakes, DTB, DogLettuce, Lean, Dwight the Janitor, Akspa, Turbo and Tedwwweb. Special Thanks to our patrons: BenJammin’Dharma…