Speaker: Cat_Astroph3

  • Episode 74 – Dingtember’s padded toilet moviefone cockroaches dial the wrong number

    In this episode, we spent half the show calling unsuspecting people about dinging their cars, then we had hilarious conversations with lots of irate people. This show has some longer-form calls that are full of hilarity and well worth the listen all the way till the end. Features calls by: BrianN, Wingless, DTB, Luxapol, gruntZ,…

  • Episode 73 – Concerns grow regarding grandpa’s hilarious falling out over the hippo experience

    We called the UK, and the US, and involved ourselves in zoo experiences, security issues, the hippo song, people laughing at elderly abuse, Milkman singing songs, DrUnkPhD singing songs, and a whole lot more, in this action-packed episode! Features calls by: DTB, Wingless, nutella, BrianN, DrUnkPhD, Milkman, Tedwwweb, Cat_Astroph3, Dwight the Janitor, Miriam and Akspa…

  • Episode 72 – Pathological behavioral analysis of the language of barnacles

    In this episode, we call people about barnacles, confuse the UK with insane premises, try to get to the bottom of the door tube, tell tall tales and more! Features calls by: Wingless, Snappybakes, Milkman, Dustbernadette, gRuntZ, Turbo, Gordo, Tedwwweb, Dwight the Janitor, DTB, Cat_Astroph3, Miriam and Akspa Individual Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=88769455&i=15652241 Special thanks to our…

  • Episode 71 – Using ammonia to clean up Marco Polo’s mess in the truck stop shower

    This episode is chock full of over 50 new calls, of mid to epic quality. We edited out the worst of the lot, and kept only the cream of the crop. Includes calls to the UK and USA. Individual Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=87402657&i=15565509 Special thanks to our Patrons!Electro-PirateDharma WheeliesTerrbow the high-level squirrelBigBoyFarts666JESUS pENUSDespicabledogsBenJammin’itsLeonMuthaFuckaParkmanPhone Losers of AmericaFancyPantsMST3ClayeAnonymousGordoChrispy 808

  • Episode 70 – Guide and protect and keep Mister Anus safe wherever he is. Amen.

    This episode is chock full of abuse on the elderly, lack of empathy, real empathy and other outrageous observations and commentaries on the treatment of people young and old, across the world.Includes calls to the UK, Canada, and USA.Features calls by: Luxapol, DTB, Turbo, Milkman, Cat_Astroph3, MadHatt3r, Dwight the Janitor, Miriam & Akspa. Individual Calls:…

  • Episode 69 – The honeybee swarm has closed the store and no one is allowed to come in

    This episode includes some really strange and unique calls including one related to the show’s name, as well as elderly jailbreaking and confusing situations put on by a group of like-minded individuals, for your entertainment. Features calls by: Luxapol, Cat_Astroph3, Ruin, BrianN, Snappybakes, DTB, MadHatter, DrUnkPhD, Milkman, Dwight the Janitor, Tedwwweb, Miriam & Akspa. The…

  • Episode 68 – The incident led to a situation with the skull of “Touch It” Tammy

    In this wild episode, we call overseas asking for help with the rubbish, try to make contact with people whose last names sound a lot like “touch it”, confuse folks about our science experiments in the hotel room, and finally, we have people question what animals we brought from home.Features calls by: Wingless, Tedwwweb, Milkman,…

  • Episode 67 – Tapping the lines in the hotel while biting the peelow

    In this episode, the Heatwave Man starts the show by trying to get consent to generate heat in the hotel, Dwight loses a peacock, DTB gets Milkman to bite the peelow, Miriam’s privacy gets violated, the bots get involved in guest services, and DTB gives everyone pink eye. Individual Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=85650871&i=15096488 Thanks to all Patrons!…

  • Episode 65 – Cinnamon’s discount indian food take-away surprise dance

    In this episode, now produced entirely on ImmoralJuice.com, DTB, Milkman, DrUnkPhD, Tedwwweb, Akspa, Cat_Astroph3 & Turbo make some weird phone calls to various restaurants, hotels, and a residential person or two. Technical issues with Mumble caused the show audio to be a little echoed, but it gets good within the first ten minutes of the…

  • Episode 63 – A four-course meal of beef holes and binoculars

    In this episode, we start off with a first course of lovely sister, followed up with a big banana, and frog legs. The second course begins with Dwight’s famous beef holes, Turbo’s suspiciously delicious bee circus, and Milkman’s free train ride. The third course begins with absolute pandamonium, unwanted customers, and people that don’t have…